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   i.e. ‘thats what she said’

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   ha thats hilarious

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    fuckyeahpyts // nelliox93

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    This is part of my history project. WINNER.

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    ahahaha. amazing.

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    Ha, I like my mental masturbation. It gets me through.

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    Woah, watch out…

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    If that’s true, every boy I know is a mental masturbator. Heck, I’M a mental masturbator.

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    LOL mental masturbation.

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    Alyssa! Everyone in our DHTI class…

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    Fuck therapy—this explains exactly what the hell went wrong with my brain. I’m simply a victim of too much mental...

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    ash is a mental masturbator

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    Confession: I am a mental masturbator.

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     shimmerandrot:digitalbath:

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     lol well okay. this explains a lot. he says he can’t stop “thinking” of me. greaaat

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     scantmusic / catprism / sputnikkk

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     HAHAHAHAHAHA does this mean boys should avoid me because I turn sentences into a “smutty channel?” BAHAHAHAHHA

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     Lol. Mental masturbator.

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     mental masturbator. i really wish license plates allowed for enough characters…

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     mental masturbator.

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     SO guilty. men should guard themselves against ME.

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250. unzip-your-cheek reblogged this from shimmerandrot and added:

     this is what my brother told me when i was 12

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     I’m mentally masturbating right now. Of course this notion comes deirectly from Christianity, Jesus saying that to lust...

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     Time for a picspam!

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     I think this description pretty much fits every male ever to reach puberty. I’ll certainly beware. ;p

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     I’ve been a mental masturbator since the age of 9

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     Because touching yourself is fine, as long as you’re thinking about Grandma.

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     No more “That’s what she said” jokes, I guess.

275. themovieguru42 reblogged this from mimisaurus and added:

     Mental Masturbator trench coat?

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     NINE TIMES OUT OF TEN SOMEONE IS A MENTAL MASTURBATOR

300. sirjoshizzle reblogged this from kimochitony and added:

     Mental masturbator = people who will most definitely “That’s what she said” you. Ahem.

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     hahaha tony when i saw this i automatically thought of you LMAO

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     Eeey, we got one of those in at work today. These bro guys were leaving and I was like ‘have a good night, guys!’ And...

341. huntingofthesnark reblogged this from stopnicole and added:

     *mentally masturbates over Nicole*

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     Shame on you, you mental masturbators.

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     shit. this is describing me. :/

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